La Calle no existe

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The street is gone because someone threw a pizza box at your face and it exploded.
The street vanished when my cousin tried to run from the cops and tripped into a trash can.
La Calle no existe because the sidewalk turned into a lake and my shoes got soaked.
My friend’s dog bit the street and it ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
2
The street is missing because it got tired of your bad dance moves and ran off to join a boy band.
The street disappeared after I did a moonwalk and it was too embarrassed to stay.
La Calle no existe because I broke the sidewalk with my karate chop and it couldn’t take it anymore.
My neighbor’s cat jumped on the street and it teleported to Peru.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
3
The street is dead because you insulted it with your bad jokes and it choked on a burrito.
La Calle no existe because I told a joke so bad it fainted and rolled into the gutter.
The street died when I asked it if it wanted to be a taco and it said no.
My uncle cursed the street and it turned into a pile of trash.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
4
The street is gone because it got stuck in a traffic jam and decided to just vanish.
La Calle no existe because my car was stuck for three hours and the street got annoyed.
The street left because it couldn’t handle my loud music and my brother’s screaming.
The street disappeared when my mom yelled at it for letting my little brother fall off a bike.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
5
The street is missing because it got turned into a taco by a hungry man who also likes glitter.
La Calle no existe because a guy with glitter and a taco press walked through it and it became a taco.
The street vanished when my brother tried to eat it and it turned into a burrito.
The street got squished by a man who also wanted to be a disco ball.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
6
The street is gone because it got tired of your whining and just walked away.
La Calle no existe because I cried for 20 minutes and it couldn’t take it anymore.
The street left because I asked it if I could have a cookie and it said no.
My little sister talked to the street and it ran away because it was tired of her voice.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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