la caca

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A poompa la caca is when you're so full of crap you yell it at the top of your lungs like a f***ing lunatic.

My cousin yelled 'poompa la caca' in the middle of a church service and got excommunicated.

I told my teacher 'poompa la caca' during a math test and got sent to the principal's office.

My dog barked 'poompa la caca' at the mailman and now the mailman is scared of dogs.

Mans diahherra in frican is when a man from Africa farts so loud it feels like a thunderstorm in your butt.

My uncle went to Africa and came back with 'mans diahherra in frican' for life.

I heard my neighbor's 'mans diahherra in frican' from three houses away.

My dad tried to fake 'mans diahherra in frican' and it just smelled like old socks.

The funniest punchline ever is so f***ing hilarious it makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants and cough up your soul.

My friend told the joke and cried so much he peed on the floor.

I told the joke to my mom and she laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

The joke was so good my dog laughed and ate my sock.

Abunda la caca is when poop is everywhere, like it's trying to take over your life and your pants.

My brother said 'abunda la caca' and then pooped on the floor.

I saw a kid say 'abunda la caca' and then threw a whole bowl of spaghetti in the air.

My grandma yelled 'abunda la caca' and then fell into a pile of poop.

Big penis and big poo poo is when you're so full of both you look like a f***ing meatball with a side of craps.

My friend has 'big penis and big poo poo' and he looks like a hot dog with extra toppings.

I tried to do 'big penis and big poo poo' and I just looked like a mess.

My dad has 'big penis and big poo poo' and it's terrifying.

Whenever you poop you hear a big boom like a f***ing bomb went off in your butt.

I pooped and heard a boom so loud my mom thought the house was on fire.

My brother pooped and the boom scared the cat out of the room.

I pooped so loud it sounded like a rocket launch.

I took a boom of a poop is when you poop so loud it sounds like a f***ing explosion and you're proud of it.

I took a boom of a poop and my neighbor ran out of his house screaming.

My friend took a boom of a poop and it made the whole class laugh.

I took a boom of a poop and my dog ran away in fear.