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a cum-drenched whore who’s been screwed by every man from the mayor down to the jailhouse janitor
She’s the reason the town’s sewage system smells like regret.
The mayor’s kid tried to sneak in and got caught by the janitor.
She’s got more cum on her face than the local meat market.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a girl who’s been fisted by every man in the county and still has the energy to laugh about it
She’s got a fist-shaped bruise on her arm and still won’t shut up about it.
Even the county dog tried to get in on the action.
She’s the reason the county fair has a new rule: no fisting in the chicken coop.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a girl so used to getting fucked that she’s started giving head to the town’s sewage pump
She told the sewage pump she’d rather get fisted by a goat.
The mayor’s son tried to sneak in and got flushed down the sewer.
She’s got more cum on her face than the town’s annual hot dog eating contest.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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