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When a guy is so soft and hair-fluffy, they look like a washed-up 80s pop star who got lost in a glitter factory. Simon La Bon from Duran Duran is the original sin of this look, but anyone who looks like they stepped out of a neon-drenched music video is fair game.
My cousin tried to be cool by wearing a leg warmer and a blazer. He looked like a disco chicken who got hit by a truck.
My gym teacher wears eyeliner and a mullet. He’s basically La Bon 2.0.
My neighbor’s son tried to be a rock star and now looks like a glitter-covered raccoon.