La Boi

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When someone looks like a donkey at a rodeo or acts like one or you're just cackling at their stupidity

Bro, you looked like a confused potato in that outfit. La Boi status achieved.

I asked him a question and he stared at me like I was speaking Martian. La Boi for life.

I laughed so hard I peed my pants. La Boi confirmed.

A guy who grew up in the city but thinks country girls are the only ones worth his time and effort

He left the city to chase a cow girl and never came back. La Boi in the making.

He said he’d move to the country for a chick. La Boi is real.

He’s dating a farmer’s daughter. La Boi is in love.

A squad of rich, hot, popular guys who go to some fancy place every year to surf, flirt with girls, and make everyone else feel like failures

They showed up at the beach and I felt like a pizza that got left in the sun.

They had a beer pong tournament and I had to watch from the sidelines.

They’re so rich they don’t even need money. They just wave it at people.

Putting lotion in a bag, shoving your junk in there, and doing the deed on the couch like it’s a throne

He used his mom’s face cream and made the couch cry.

I saw him doing it in the living room. I asked him why. He said, 'It's called life.'

He used a bag of mayo and left a yellow stain on the couch.

The reason why ferrets die before they turn 10 and why they all look at you like you’re the devil

My ferret died because of a La Boi. I’m now the devil.

I saw a ferret cry after a La Boi. It was heartbreaking.

My pet ferret ran away from home because of a La Boi.

Rich boys from Pakistan who throw the wildest parties and everyone else wishes they were them

I wanted to get into an LAS party but I had to wear a dress. I was a disgrace.

They party so hard they forgot how to breathe.

LAS boys are like the kings of Lahore. Everyone else is just peasants.

The guy who’s so gay he thinks being gay is a sport and he’s the MVP

He came out as gay and now he’s doing yoga in the park.

He’s dating his gym teacher and it’s official.

He said, 'I’m the king of gays and I don’t need a crown.'