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A motherfucker who thinks he's the main event
La berns walked in like he owned the place
He started a fight over a soda
He called the cops because someone said he was average
La berns
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A guy who’s got no idea what a real man is
La berns tried to flex but tripped over his own ego
He yelled at a kid for winning a game
He cried when he lost a bet
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The worst kind of man who thinks he’s a legend
La berns claimed he could beat anyone
He challenged a robot to a duel
He took credit for someone else’s work
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A man who’s got no skills but thinks he’s got all the moves
La berns tried to dance but looked like a chicken
He tried to cook and burned everything
He tried to sing and scared the dogs
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A man who’s got no life but thinks he’s got everything
La berns spent all his money on a fake crown
He quit his job to be a 'king'
He started a war with his neighbor over a fence
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A man who’s got no brains but thinks he’s got all the answers
La berns said the sky is purple
He told everyone the moon is made of cheese
He claimed he could fly