La Beré

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She's a total hot mess. You'll find her at festivals and concerts, rocking the best vibes, but don't mess with her, she'll give you a beating. She only drinks two beers, but if you cross her, she'll punch you in the face.
At the festival, La Beré was smiling, but when I took her last beer, she kicked my ass.
She showed up to the concert with two beers and a death wish.
I tried to flirt with her, and she called me a faggot and threw a bottle at me.
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She’s the kind of person who shows up everywhere with the best energy, but if you annoy her, she’ll rip your head off. She’s got a smile and a beer, and she’s not afraid to use them.
She came to the party with two beers and a attitude that could take down a bull.
She gave me a look and said, 'You're not worth my time.' Then she threw her beer at me.
At the festival, she smiled, then broke my nose.
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She’s a total show-off, always at the best parties. She loves two beers and a good punch. If you don't like her, she'll make sure you know it, with a good kick in the ass.
She came to the concert with two beers, and when I talked trash, she kicked me in the balls.
She showed up with her best smile and two beers, and when I annoyed her, she screamed like a girl and hit me.
At the festival, she had two beers, a smile, and a punch that could knock out a horse.
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