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A fake version of American Idol made by Mexico’s TvAzteca where clueless people who can’t sing for their lives live in a house for months, then end up in stupid soap operas because no one wants their lousy music.
A guy who sings like a dying goat gets a contract to be in a telenovela.
A girl who can’t carry a tune gets a sponsorship from a cereal brand.
A guy who sings like he’s got a bunch of cats in his throat still thinks he’s going to be famous.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A cheap ripoff of American Idol and Big Brother combined, all just so TvAzteca can show ads for hours, while people who sound like they’re singing through a garbage disposal live together and then get stuck in soap operas because no one buys their bad music.
A guy who can’t sing worth a damn gets a commercial for a pizza place.
A girl who sings like she’s got a frog in her throat gets a deal with a soda company.
A guy who sounds like he’s being tortured gets a contract with a soap opera.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A show from TV Azteca where only 3 out of 18 people can actually sing, and the rest are either rich or fresas who think they’re going to be famous just because they look good on camera.
A rich kid who can’t carry a tune thinks he’s going to be the next big thing.
A fresa who sings like she’s got a bunch of bees in her throat gets a contract with a soap opera.
A guy who sounds like he’s being choked by a cat still thinks he’s going to be famous.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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