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A woman from Los Angeles who all the guys who are too lazy to get a real job want to bang. She probably has fake lips and a nose that looks like it was hit by a truck.
Bro, I saw her at the gym. She looked like she just walked out of a plastic surgery factory.
My cousin tried to hit on her. She said, 'I'm not your mom, I'm not your ex, and I definitely don't want your kids.'
She texted me and said, 'I can make your life hell if you don't buy me dinner.'