Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say goodbye that sounds like you’re too tired to even bother finishing your sentence.

L8tz, I’m out. Don’t bother me unless the internet dies.

L8tz, I’m gonna sleep. You’re on your own.

L8tz, I’m not even gonna check my phone again.

2

When you’re too busy being a disappointment to say anything else.

L8tz, I’m gonna fail this test. Don’t expect me to care.

L8tz, I didn’t even do my homework. You know I’m bad at life.

L8tz, I’m gonna text you tomorrow. Probably.

3

The worst way to end a conversation, like you’re too tired to even be rude properly.

L8tz, I’m gonna eat pizza and forget about you.

L8tz, I’m not even gonna respond to your texts anymore.

L8tz, I’m gonna go to sleep and never talk to you again.

4

A slang term used by people who are too cool to say goodbye properly.

L8tz, I’m gonna be cool and not answer your calls.

L8tz, I’m too busy being cool to even say goodbye.

L8tz, I’m gonna stay cool and never talk to you again.

5

A bad excuse for a goodbye that sounds like you’re too lazy to even spell it right.

L8tz, I’m too lazy to say goodbye properly.

L8tz, I’m not even gonna spell it right.

L8tz, I’m too tired to even be a good friend.

6

When you’re too busy being a disappointment to even bother with a proper goodbye.

L8tz, I’m too busy being a disappointment to say anything else.

L8tz, I’m gonna be a disappointment and not respond to you.

L8tz, I’m too busy being a disappointment to even care.