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You’re so late you’re basically dead and your ghost is still waiting for the bus.

Why are you still asleep when the apocalypse started?

You missed the pizza and the party and your mom’s yelling.

You’re 20 minutes late and the movie started 10 minutes ago.

You’re so late you could’ve walked to Mars and back while everyone waited.

You showed up after the snack was gone and the game was over.

You were late so bad the clock turned into a crying face.

You took longer than a traffic jam in a zombie apocalypse.

You’re so late you’re like the last piece of cake at a birthday party no one wants.

You arrived so late the cake was already eaten and the candles were out.

You were late enough to make the wait feel like a lifetime.

You showed up after the fun was over and the confetti was already on the floor.

You’re so late you’re like the last person to get on a ride and the fun is already gone.

You showed up after the rollercoaster had left and the line was already gone.

You were so late the ride was already back at the start.

You waited so long you could’ve learned to speak Martian.

You’re so late you could’ve finished a whole marathon while everyone was waiting.

You arrived after the marathon was over and the medals were already given out.

You were late enough to make the starting gun yell at you.

You missed the race and the pizza and the entire event.