Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you got this license plate, your mom is so ugly she could scare the devil.

My L4HUB is proof my mom was born on a bad day.

I got L4HUB because my mom looks like she ate a whole pizza and a donut.

L4HUB is my mom's permanent address.

2

People with this plate have moms so bad, they probably got a license just to escape her.

My L4HUB is my lifeline. I’d rather be stuck in traffic than be near my mom.

I got L4HUB because my mom is the reason I have a headache.

L4HUB is like a prison pass.

3

You got this plate because your mom is so ugly, she should be on a reality show.

L4HUB is my mom’s personal billboard.

I got L4HUB because my mom looks like she was hit by a truck and a clown.

My mom’s face is why I got L4HUB.

4

If you have this plate, your mom is so bad, she probably got a license just to leave her.

L4HUB is my mom’s way of saying, ‘I’m still here.’

I got L4HUB because my mom is the reason I started running.

L4HUB is my mom’s permanent vacation spot.

5

This plate is for people who got stuck with a mom so bad, they needed a license to get away from her.

L4HUB is my mom’s version of a welcome mat.

I got L4HUB because my mom is the reason I have a second job.

L4HUB is like having a monster for a mom.

6

You got this plate because your mom is so ugly, she could make a horror movie.

L4HUB is my mom’s personal horror film.

I got L4HUB because my mom is the main character in my nightmares.

My mom’s face is why I got L4HUB.