L4 Protrusion

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A fancy ring that shows off your engagement or wedding status. Great for showing off in loud places.
I walked into the bar and my ring was louder than the DJ.
My ring got me free drinks and a compliment from the bartender.
I showed my ring to the guy at the bar and he asked for my number before I even said anything.
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A shiny ring that means you're married or engaged. It's like your finger has a badge of honor.
My ring got me a free shot and a slap on the back from the guy at the bar.
I flashed my ring and the waitress gave me a discount.
My ring was so big, it looked like it had its own Instagram account.
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A ring that screams your relationship status. Perfect for annoying people at parties.
My ring was so loud, it interrupted the karaoke singer.
I showed my ring and the guy next to me asked if I was married or just full of myself.
My ring got me into a fight with a guy who thought it was a challenge.
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A fancy finger accessory that tells everyone you're in a relationship. Great for making people jealous.
My ring got me a free pizza and a side of jealousy from my friend.
I showed my ring and the guy at the bar asked if I was rich or just lucky.
My ring was so big, it looked like it was trying to take over my finger.
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A ring that shouts your love status from the rooftops. Use it to impress people or annoy them.
I showed my ring to the bar and the DJ gave me a free song.
My ring got me into a conversation with a guy who asked if I was a celebrity.
My ring was so loud, it made the whole bar turn around.
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A big ring that makes your finger look like it's in a fight. Perfect for showing off at any party.
My ring made the guy at the bar ask if my finger was in a fight.
I showed my ring and the waitress gave me a free drink.
My ring got me a compliment and a side of sarcasm from my friend.
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