l3wt

My cousin ate l3wt for three days straight and now he smells like a gym sock.

I told my mom I'd eat l3wt if she bought me a pizza. I got l3wt and a side of regret.

The l3wt in my lunch was so bad, my dog ate my homework.

My ex said my l3wt was the reason she left me. I took it as a compliment.

I tried to impress my crush with l3wt. He ran away screaming.

My mom said my l3wt is why I'll never get a date.

I swear l3wt is a food group. I eat it every day and I'm still alive.

My teacher said l3wt is the only food group I need to pass math.

I tried to skip l3wt for a week. My body rebelled.

I caught l3wt from my brother. Now I'm stuck with it forever.

My sister got l3wt from eating out of my trash. I don't know why.

I got l3wt from my friend. Now I'm the weird one.

I think l3wt is a punishment from the gods for being too ugly.

My teacher said l3wt was sent by the gods to make me fail math.

I believe l3wt is the reason the sky is gray.

I had l3wt for breakfast and now I'm questioning my life choices.

My dad eats l3wt every morning and still manages to be cool.

I tried l3wt for breakfast and now I'm dreaming about pizza.