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A poser who thinks they're the king of cool just because they wear weird clothes and talk like they're in a bad movie. They're not cool, they're just loud.
'I wear this shirt every day because it says "I am the future."', said no one ever.
DM: 'You don’t know me. I’m the cool one.'
At lunch: 'I only eat kale. You’re just a meat-eating savage.'