l33t snax0r

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Vanilla Coke is for posers who think they're cool. Real gamers drink Mountain Dew because they know what's good and what's weak.

DM: "You call that a snack? I got Mountain Dew and a bag of Twizzlers."

Tweet: "Vanilla Coke? That's what my mom drinks. I eat pizza and Dew."

In-game chat: "You're a poser. I've got Dew, and you've got Coke."

A real l33t snax0r has Bawls, pizza, and Penguin Mints. If you don’t, you’re not cool. You’re just sad.

Text: "I’ve got Bawls, pizza, and mints. You got what? A bag of chips?"

Tweet: "Penguin Mints? That’s what real gamers eat. You’re just a snack refugee."

In-game message: "You’re not a snax0r. You’re just a sad snack person."

Snax0r is what you eat when you’re playing games for hours. It’s doobies, Coke, and CCs. If you don’t have that, you’re just a loser.

DM: "I’m playing for 12 hours. I’ve got doobies, Coke, and CCs. You got what? A sandwich?"

Tweet: "You think you’re a gamer? I’ve got doobies, Coke, and CCs. You got a sandwich."

In-game chat: "You’re not a snax0r. You’re just a sad loser with a sandwich."

Real l33t snax0r eats junk food that’s not from fast food. They’re anarchists, not posers. They don’t want to fund evil corporations.

Text: "I don’t eat from fast food. I’m an anarchist. You’re just a poser with a burger."

Tweet: "Real snax0r don’t buy from evil corporations. You’re just a poser with a burger."

In-game message: "You think you’re l33t? I’m an anarchist. You’re just a sad poser."

The best l33t snax0r is Brawls and Penguin Mints. If you don’t have that, you’re not a real gamer. You’re just a weakling.

DM: "I’ve got Brawls and mints. You got what? A bag of chips?"

Tweet: "Real gamers drink Brawls and eat mints. You’re just a sad snack person."

In-game chat: "You think you’re a snax0r? I’ve got Brawls and mints. You got a sandwich."