l2ri

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Your penis is so huge it’s embarrassing
L2ri bro, you just walked into a room and the whole class turned around.
L2ri, you’re like a giant sausage in a tiny pants.
L2ri, I’m gonna need a new word for your junk.
2
Your member is so big it’s a crime
L2ri, I’ve seen a horse with a smaller member than you.
L2ri, you’re the reason why pants have zippers.
L2ri, you’re like a monster in a suit.
3
Your cock is so huge it’s a miracle you fit in your pants
L2ri, you’re like a giant sausage trying to fit in a tiny bun.
L2ri, I think your pants are about to explode.
L2ri, you’re so big you’re like a legend.
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