Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Figure out how to not be a clueless bird

I tried to fly and just fell into a lake. L2F, bro.

My wings are made of duct tape. L2F is my only hope.

I’m not a bird. I’m a man who got stuck in a chicken suit. L2F or die.

2

Love to screw in the most basic way

I love to fuck so much I forgot how to breathe. L2F, baby.

My love for sex is like a toddler with a lollipop. L2F.

I don’t need a plan. I just need a partner. L2F.

3

Stop being a Facebook idiot and get your head out of the clouds

I posted my lunch on Facebook. L2F, I’m a n00b.

I thought Facebook was a restaurant. L2F, I’m dumb.

I have 100 friends but still don’t know who I am. L2F.

4

Figure out how to not be a flying disaster

I tried to fly and crashed into a tree. L2F, I’m a wreck.

I flew into a wall and now I’m a wall. L2F.

I tried to fly and I’m now a pancake. L2F.