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The best person ever. They make me laugh until I cry and still do. Their smile is like a golden ticket to happiness. If you want to get laid, talk to them. They’re hot and they know it.
I texted them and they replied in 2 seconds. I was like, 'Is this a trap? No, it's a love trap.'
They laughed at my joke about my dog wearing a hat. I cried.
They said I was cute. I said, 'I'm not cute. I'm a beast.' They said, 'Prove it.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This person is the sun. They light up my life and make me feel like I’m on top of the world. They’re so pretty it hurts. If you don’t talk to them, you’re a sad person.
They told me I looked like a confused alien. I told them I looked like a confused alien with a future.
They made me breakfast and it was the best I’ve ever had. I ate it like it was my last meal.
They called me a god. I said, 'I’m a god. I wear hats.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This person is amazing. They make me happy like no one else. Their smile is like a magic trick. If you want to get lucky, talk to them. They’re a legend.
They said I was the best friend they ever had. I said, 'You’re the best friend I ever had. I’m not the best friend I ever had.'
They made me a sandwich and it was so good I cried. I said, 'This is the best sandwich I’ve ever had. I may die.'
They told me I was a legend. I said, 'I’m a legend. I eat legends for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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