Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you hate something so much it’s like you were born with a green poop in your butt and you’re screaming at the world about it

My cousin tried to like TikTok and now I’m giving her the green poop look

I saw a green poop and I immediately cried

My dog ate a green poop and now he’s mad at me

2

You’re so green you could turn a whole field of grass into a pile of insults

My mom said I was greener than a lime and I started yelling

I turned my math teacher green just by looking at him

I greened my brother so hard he got sent to the principal’s office

3

You are so green you could make a whole salad out of your hatred

I greened my friend so much I think she turned into a lettuce

My hatred is so green it’s like I eat kale for breakfast

I greened my neighbor so much he started growing green hair

4

You’re so green you could paint the entire ocean with your bad mood

I greened my dad so hard the ocean turned green

My mood was so green it gave the ocean a bad hair day

I painted the ocean green because I was that green

5

You’re green enough to make a lime blush and a grasshopper cry

I greened my friend so much his grasshopper pet cried

My green mood made a lime turn red

I was so green the grasshopper ran away from me