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A drunk person who fiddles with shiny stuff like it's their last day on Earth.

I saw him throw a credit card into a fountain while screaming about goldfish.

He tried to eat a watch and got mad when it didn't taste like pizza.

He spent $200 on a disco ball and still thinks it's a smart investment.

A wasted fool who thinks glitter is a form of currency.

He bought a whole case of confetti just to throw it at a barista.

He tried to pay for a pizza with a necklace and got kicked out.

He spent the night arguing with a mirror about who had the better shine.

A drunk person who thinks every shiny object is a life-changing gift from the universe.

He bought a neon sign that said 'I am rich' and now lives under it.

He tried to trade a spoon for a diamond and got confused when it didn't work.

He thinks the moon is a giant disco ball and dances to it every night.