l0veofmyl1fe

L0veofmyl1fe just told a joke about my grandma's butt. I cried laughing.

My dog laughed so hard he peed on the floor. L0veofmyl1fe made him do it.

I asked him why he didn’t win the comedy award. He said, 'I was busy peeing in a pool.'

L0veofmyl1fe told a joke so good, my brother’s dog ate his homework.

He told a joke about my mom’s hair. It turned into glitter. Literally.

He said, 'I poop glitter and tell jokes.' I believe him.

L0veofmyl1fe told a joke about my math teacher. I threw up in my lunch.

I laughed so hard I cried. Then I threw up. All because of him.

He said, 'I make people laugh so hard, they throw up.' I believed him.