Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The person who looks like a baby unicorn that just got hit by a truck and still smiles

You look like a baby unicorn that just got hit by a truck and still smiles

Why are you so cute it hurts

I’d die for you and your face

2

The human version of a glitter bomb that exploded in your face

You’re like a glitter bomb that exploded in my face

I can’t even look at you without crying

You’re so glittery it’s annoying

3

The cutest person ever who also happens to be a god

You’re like a god and also the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I worship you and your face

You’re so cute I might faint

4

A person so cute they make your heart do the cha-cha

Your face makes my heart do the cha-cha

I’m so in love with you I can’t breathe

You’re like a heart attack made of cuteness

5

The most annoyingly adorable human being on the planet

You’re like a puppy that won’t stop licking your face

You’re so cute it’s a problem

You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s annoying

6

The human version of a rainbow that just ate a disco ball

You’re like a rainbow that just ate a disco ball

Your face is so bright it hurts

You’re the most colorful thing I’ve ever seen