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the only person who can make me laugh until I cry and then punch me in the face for being so annoying

You're the only one who can make me happy and then yell at me for being stupid.

I love you like my favorite pizza, but I also want to stab you with a fork.

You're my favorite person, my worst enemy, and my main squeeze all in one.

the person who is my best friend, my worst enemy, and my only hope of surviving this stupid life

You're my best friend, my biggest pain in the ass, and my only reason to keep going.

I'd die for you, but I'd also kill you if you kept annoying me.

You're my favorite person, my worst nightmare, and my daily dose of chaos.

the one person who can make me smile, scream, and throw a chair at them all in the same day

You made me happy, then yelled at me, then I threw a chair at you and it was the best day ever.

I love you, but I also want to punch you in the face for being so loud.

You're my favorite person, my biggest headache, and my favorite stressor.