Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of love you can have before your brain melts

I ily my ex who cheated on me with my best friend

I ily my dog who peed on my mom's rug

I ily my math teacher who failed me on purpose

2

when you say you love someone but you really just want them to shut up

I ily my brother who talks too much in Zoom calls

I ily my crush who texted me 50 times in one day

I ily my mom who yells at me for eating cereal for dinner

3

a love so fake it could make a magician cry

I ily my friend who said that just to get free pizza

I ily my neighbor who borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it

I ily my crush who blocked me after I texted him once

4

a love so bad it should be illegal

I ily my math teacher who gave me a D just because I was late

I ily my dog who barked at my mom's new boyfriend

I ily my ex who texted me 'miss you' and then blocked me

5

a love so weak it can't even hold up a pizza box

I ily my brother who ate my pizza and left a mess

I ily my crush who said 'I love you' and then ignored me

I ily my friend who forgot my birthday and then texted me 5 minutes later

6

a love so fake it could make a fake love cry

I ily my mom who said that just to get me to do my chores

I ily my crush who said that just to get my attention

I ily my friend who said that just to get free snacks