l0n3rss

My cousin got 1 million likes for a dance. L0n3rss has 2 million. I hate her.

I tried to copy her makeup. It looked like a clown. She looks like a goddess.

She lives in a mansion. I live in my grandma's basement.

I saw her video. Now I can't stop thinking about glitter. It's annoying.

She eats pizza for breakfast. I eat cereal. I feel like a failure.

Her followers are all 10 years old. I'm 15. I'm embarrassed.

She does yoga in her pajamas. I can't even do push-ups.

She got a scholarship. I failed math. I'm ashamed.

She has a dog. I have a goldfish. My goldfish hates me.