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A crazy person who thinks the whole world is out to get him and spends all his time writing silly stuff on Urban Dictionary.
"I swear the moon is a secret agent working for the government," he typed in all caps.
He sent a DM to a random person: "You're part of the conspiracy. I know it."
He posted a whole entry about why toilet paper is the key to world peace.
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A delusional guy who thinks he's the smartest person ever and fills Urban Dictionary with his nonsense.
He wrote an entry about how the sky is made of pizza and it's real.
He told his mom, "You don't even know what a theory is."
He argued with a robot on Twitter about the meaning of life.
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A nutjob who thinks everyone is mocking him and writes stupid stuff online to prove it.
He posted, "I know you're laughing at me. I can feel it."
He sent a tweet: "The world is a joke. I am the punchline."
He wrote an entry about how the internet is a trap set by aliens.
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A weirdo who thinks he's a genius and spends all day typing weird stuff on Urban Dictionary.
He wrote an entry about how cats control the universe.
He sent a DM to a stranger: "You're not as cool as you think."
He posted a theory about why socks disappear in the dryer.
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A person who is convinced the whole world is against him and spends his time writing nonsense on Urban Dictionary.
He posted, "They're all against me. I can feel it in my bones."
He sent a tweet: "The government is watching me. I know it."
He wrote an entry about how the sun is a giant light bulb.
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