L Word Yoda

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A woman who's had so many boyfriends she could write a book about it and still have time to laugh at you while you're still figuring out how to kiss someone.
My aunt is the L Word Yoda. She's had 12 boyfriends and still dates my uncle.
My friend's L Word Yoda status is official. She's got a degree in breaking hearts.
My cousin says she's the L Word Yoda. I've seen her throw three guys out of her house at once.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A girl who’s been around the block so many times she’s got a parking ticket from every city in the country.
My mom’s the L Word Yoda. She dated my dad’s best friend and still laughs about it.
My sister's the L Word Yoda. She's been through four breakups and still can’t decide if she likes coffee or cereal more.
My neighbor's the L Word Yoda. She dated my dad and still sends me hate mail.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who’s so good at dating that she could teach a classroom full of girls how to flirt and still have time to cuss at you.
My teacher’s the L Word Yoda. She dated my dad and still gives me detention for no reason.
My friend’s the L Word Yoda. She's got a list of exes longer than my to-do list.
My cousin’s the L Word Yoda. She's dated my uncle, my dad, and my brother all at the same time.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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