L Weenie

My cousin’s a L Weenie. He once tried to fit his whole arm in the shower with it.

I saw a guy at the park doing sit-ups with a L Weenie. The bench broke.

My mom says I’ll be a L Weenie when I grow up. She’s probably lying.

My dad’s a L Weenie. He once got stuck in the door of a restaurant.

My friend’s L Weenie is so big, he uses it to mop the floor.

The guy in the gym has a L Weenie. He once knocked out a bench press with it.

My uncle’s a L Weenie. He once tried to climb a tree with it. The tree fell.

My teacher said I could be a L Weenie if I stop talking in class.

My neighbor’s L Weenie is so long, it has its own zip code.

My brother’s a L Weenie. He once tried to do a jump rope with it. The rope broke.

The guy at the bus stop has a L Weenie. He used it to tie his shoes.

My friend’s L Weenie is so big, he uses it to play tug-of-war with his dog.

My dad’s a L Weenie. He used it to water the plants once.

My neighbor’s L Weenie is so long, it could stretch across the street.

The guy at the beach has a L Weenie. He used it to swim with.

My cousin’s a L Weenie. He once used it as a slide for his kid.

My friend’s L Weenie is so big, he uses it to go down hills.

The guy in the park has a L Weenie. Kids use it for a roller coaster.