Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you slowly shuffle across the road like a broken robot and still manage to look like a total dork.

I tried to cross the street and got hit by a bus. Classic L-walk.

My friend walked into traffic like he was trying to die.

I saw a guy walk across the road and it took him ten minutes.

2

Smoking a blunt while walking like you're trying to get somewhere and also trying to forget your life.

I walked and smoked a blunt so hard I forgot my own name.

He walked and smoked like he was escaping his problems.

I took an L-walk and got lost on the way.

3

When someone is so bad at everything they might as well be born in a dumpster.

This guy is an L-walk. He can't even tie his shoes right.

She failed everything and still managed to be an L-walk.

That kid is an L-walk. He can't even breathe right.

4

When you react to a flight like it's the end of the world and you're the last person alive.

I saw a flight and cried like I lost my mom.

He reacted to a flight like he was gonna die.

She saw a flight and screamed like it was the apocalypse.

5

A guy who makes videos of himself reacting to flights like he's the king of the world.

FlightReacts is just a guy who cries over flights.

He makes videos about flights and it's all fake.

FlightReacts is just a guy who thinks he's important.

6

A human who is constantly losing and has no idea why they are still alive.

He's an L-walk. He lost his job, his dog, and his dignity.

She's an L-walk. She lost her hair, her mind, and her soul.

That guy is an L-walk. He lost everything and still had no idea.

7

When someone walks like they're trying to prove they're the worst person ever and also somehow relate to Vic Mensa.

He walked like Vic Mensa and also like a total failure.

She walks like an L-walk and also like she's trying to be cool.

That guy walks like an L-walk and also like he's related to Vic Mensa.