Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The L-unit is a gang from Lebanon Maine that will stomp your ass steal your daughter’s virginity and murder your wife if you don’t leave them alone.

Hey L-unit, you better watch out, I'm coming for your girls!

L-unit just took my daughter’s virginity and my wife’s life. I'm gonna get you back.

They said they'd kill my wife if I didn't leave them alone. I'm not leaving.

2

The L-unit is a bunch of loud mouth idiots who think they’re the kings of the block.

L-unit thinks they're the best, but I've seen better.

These loud mouths are just a bunch of chickenheads.

They’re too loud for their own good.

3

An L-unit is a real gangsta, the kind of guy who don’t back down from no fight.

That L-unit just took out three guys in a fight.

He's an L-unit, and he don't back down from no fight.

I saw that L-unit take on a whole gang by himself.

4

An L-unit is a magical creature with a squishy nose who loves kittens and hates carpet.

That L-unit just squished his nose and ran away from the carpet.

He’s got a squishy nose and loves fluffy kittens.

That magical creature with the squishy nose just killed my carpet.

5

Without an L-unit, space travel is just a crazy dream that only mad people believe in.

Space travel? That’s just a mad man’s dream without the L-unit.

They told me I needed an L-unit to get to the moon. I didn’t believe them.

If there’s no L-unit, I won’t go to space.

6

The L-unit is a gang from Lebanon Maine who would stomp your ass if they weren’t too busy drinking Natty Ice and watching Junebugs get zapped.

They’re too busy drinking Natty Ice to stomp your ass.

I saw them watching Junebugs get zapped instead of fighting me.

They said they’d stomp my ass, but they were too busy drinking Natty Ice.

7

An L-unit is a fancy gang that rides in Cadillacs and shoots you if you look at them wrong.

That L-unit just shot me because I looked at him wrong.

He came in a Cadillac and shot me in the face.

I saw that fancy L-unit ride up in a Cadillac and shoot my cousin.