L-train

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A smelly train that zooms through Manhattan and Brooklyn like it owns the place. It's the hipster highway, filled with fake beards and worse fashion choices.

I took the L-Train to work and smelled like a dead raccoon in a sock.

My friend got on the L-Train and looked like he just stepped out of a 2004 music video.

The L-Train is the only thing keeping the East Village and Williamsburg from merging into one hipster wasteland.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The train that waits for you like your ex. It's the one that runs late, always has people yelling at it, and sometimes even crashes.

I missed my meeting because the L-Train was late and I got stuck with a guy who smelled like old pizza.

The L-Train came in like it was late for its own life.

I waited for the L-Train for 20 minutes and got yelled at by a guy who looked like he had a grudge with the whole city.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fat cigar filled with weed that looks like it was rolled by a confused toddler. It’s like a blunt but with more layers and less dignity.

I smoked an L and it felt like I was inhaling the entire contents of a trash can.

My cousin brought an L to the party and it took three people to light it.

That L was so big, I thought it was a new kind of sandwich.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When Larry drinks so much beer he turns into a human tornado. It’s like a party in a man’s body.

Larry got so wasted on the L-Train, he started yelling at the train operator like it was his ex.

Larry on the L-Train is like a train crash with a side of drama.

Larry took the L-Train and turned the whole car into a karaoke bar.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Not a train. It’s the feeling you get when you realize you’re a lesbian and the world is not ready for it. It’s like a train ride, but with more heartbreak.

Riding the L-Train was like going on a date with my best friend and not telling anyone.

I took the L-Train and it felt like I was in a lesbian version of a subway.

The L-Train made me question my whole life and my relationship with my mom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Smoking an L on the way to work is like telling your boss, 'I don’t care if you’re mad at me, I’m going to be high.'

I took the L-Train and got high before my boss even showed up.

The L-Train was my way of saying, 'I’m not here to work, I’m here to vibe.'

I took the L-Train and forgot I had a meeting at work.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy from Washington who acts like he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.

That L-Train dude from Washington was like a human version of a loudspeaker.

The L-Train guy was so Trill, he made my coffee jealous.

I took the L-Train and met a dude who thought he was a king.

by Slangipedia 9d ago