L-town orgy

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When a bunch of sweaty, smelly guys show up at a pig farmer's house just to fight over who gets to touch the host's wife. It's like a meatball toss but with more cum and less sauce.
Bro asked if I wanted to crash the L-town orgy. I said no. Then he said it was at a pig farmer’s house. I changed my answer.
My cousin said he saw a guy crying at the L-town orgy because he got called 'the pig’s side dish.'
My mom said I was grounded until I cleaned my room. I said I'd rather go to an L-town orgy and get called 'the pig’s breakfast.'
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A party where everyone is too drunk to care that they're just a bunch of sweaty guys fighting over the host's wife like she’s the last slice of pizza.
My friend showed up at the L-town orgy with a flask and a death wish. He left with a hangover and a face full of cum.
My sister said she went to an L-town orgy and came back with a bruise and a new nickname: 'the pig’s side dish.'
My dad said he went to an L-town orgy and got called 'the pig’s breakfast.' He said it was the worst thing he ever ate.
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A sweaty, smelly mess where every guy in the room tries to fight for the host's wife like she's the last piece of meat in the pig barn.
I went to the L-town orgy and got called 'the pig’s side dish.' My friend got called 'the pig’s breakfast.' I think I got the better deal.
My brother said he went to the L-town orgy and came back with a hangover and a new nickname. He's now called 'the pig’s lunch.'
My neighbor said he went to the L-town orgy and got called 'the pig’s dinner.' He said it was the worst thing he ever ate.
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