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Dumping a massive load of poop like Sylvestre the cat did when he ate a whole roast chicken.
I took a shit so big it could’ve been a new cat.
Sylvestre would’ve been jealous of that dump.
That was like a whole chicken came out of me.
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Farting so loud it could wake the dead and make Sylvestre the cat run for his life.
That fart was louder than a jet engine.
Sylvestre hid under the couch like it was a war zone.
I could’ve used that fart to scare away a dragon.
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Pooping so much it looks like a whole forest came out of your butt, just like Sylvestre the cat.
That poop looked like a forest exploded from my butt.
Sylvestre would’ve named that forest after me.
I had to dig a whole hole to get out of that mess.