L-Swag

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L-Swag is walking like you own the sidewalk and everyone else is just in your way. It takes years to look like you don’t even care. Only one person in the world has it, and he probably stepped on your face to get it.
Why are you walking like you’re the king of the block? You’re not even wearing a crown.
He walked past me like I was a sidewalk stain.
I tried to copy his L-Swag, but I just looked like a confused pigeon.
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L-Swag is walking so cool it makes your mom proud. But it also makes your dad mad because he still thinks he’s the best at walking.
She walks like she’s been walking for 100 years and has a medal for it.
He walks like he just won the walking championship of the universe.
My dog tried to walk like L-Swag and tripped on a banana peel.
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L-Swag is when you walk like you’re on a mission and everyone else is just background noise. You’re the main character, and your walk is the plot twist.
He walked in like he was the main character of a movie nobody cares about.
She walked past me like I was just a side note in her story.
I tried to walk like L-Swag and my shoes fell off.
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L-Swag is when you walk like you’re walking on clouds and everyone else is walking on gravel. It’s annoying, but it’s also amazing.
He walked like he was walking on clouds and I was walking on broken glass.
She walks like she’s floating and I’m just trying to stay grounded.
I tried L-Swag and now my feet are sore and I smell like a broken cloud.
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L-Swag is the kind of walking that makes you want to walk away from life. It’s so good, it’s almost evil.
He walked like he was trying to take over the world with his walk.
She walked in and I instantly wanted to quit walking forever.
I tried to copy his walk and now I’m stuck walking in circles.
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L-Swag is walking with so much pride you think you’re a king, but you’re just a human who walks really well.
He walks like he’s a king, but he still can’t beat his dad at chess.
She walks like she owns the castle and the throne and the crown.
I tried to walk like L-Swag and now I just look like a confused king.
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