Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your penis is too short to do its job, and you end up making your partner sad because they couldn't cum

My L strokes are so bad, my girlfriend cried after sex

He had L strokes so bad, I had to take a nap

His L strokes were so bad, I thought I was being tortured

2

When you can't reach the end of your penis, and your partner feels like they were cheated on by a shrimp

My L strokes are like being cheated on by a shrimp

He had L strokes so bad, I felt like I was being cheated on by a shrimp

My L strokes were so bad, I could've dated a shrimp instead

3

When you can't do your job, and your partner is left hanging like a chump

His L strokes left me hanging like a chump

I had L strokes so bad, I felt like a chump

He left me hanging like a chump because of his L strokes

4

When you can't stretch all the way, and your partner is left with nothing but regrets

His L strokes left me with nothing but regrets

I had L strokes so bad, I had nothing but regrets

My L strokes were so bad, I felt like I had nothing but regrets

5

When you can't do your job, and your partner is left thinking you're a piece of trash

His L strokes made me think he was a piece of trash

I had L strokes so bad, I thought I was a piece of trash

My L strokes were so bad, I felt like a piece of trash

6

When you can't reach the end, and your partner is left feeling like they were robbed

His L strokes felt like being robbed

I had L strokes so bad, I felt like I was being robbed

My L strokes were so bad, I felt like I got robbed