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A guy who acts like your best friend but will stab you in the back if you don't bring him snacks.

Bro, you ain't even here for the party and you still want my pizza?

He said he'd help me cheat on the test, then told the teacher I was the one who leaked it.

I trusted him with my last $20, and now he's got a $500 phone.

A dude who shows up when you need him most, but only if you give him free candy.

He showed up at my birthday, but only because I promised him a whole bag of gummy worms.

I got locked out of my house, and he was there in 2 seconds, because I gave him a snack.

He helped me pass the math test, but only after I shared my last Twix.

A guy who thinks he's your best friend, but really just wants your lunch money.

He said he'd protect me from the bullies, but then took my lunch money and ran.

I gave him my last soda, and now he's got a whole stash in his locker.

He told me he'd help me with my homework, then copied it and kept it for himself.

A dude who acts like he's your best friend, but only if you let him use your phone.

He asked me to lend him my phone, and now he's got my number and my pictures.

I let him use my phone for 5 minutes, and now he's got my whole social media.

He promised he'd return my phone, but now it's stuck in his backpack with his snacks.

A guy who says he's your best friend, but only if you don't beat him up first.

He said he'd defend me from the bullies, but ran when I showed up.

He told me he was my best friend, then laughed when I beat him up.

I trusted him, but now I know he's just waiting for me to lose a fight.