L-steez

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A smelly stinky cigar packed with weed. For people who want to get high or just hate their lives.
I lit up my L-steez and immediately forgot my ex's name.
My dog ate my L-steez and now he's trippin' like he's on a bus.
I tried to hide my L-steez from my mom, but she saw it and said, 'You're gonna get me in trouble again.'
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A dirty cigar full of pot. For people who are too lazy to do anything else.
I smoked my L-steez and now I'm arguing with my shadow.
My L-steez was so bad, it made my neighbor call the cops.
I used my L-steez to escape my math test, and it worked, until I got caught.
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A smelly cigar full of weed. For people who just want to forget their problems and their bad decisions.
My L-steez made me forget I had a job interview today.
I lit my L-steez and now I’m arguing with my phone.
I used my L-steez to get through my mom’s yelling, and it worked, until I fell asleep on the couch.
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A stinky cigar loaded with pot. For people who want to be cool and not care about anything.
I took a hit of my L-steez and now I think my teacher is a robot.
I smoked my L-steez and told my friend, 'I’m gonna be a rockstar someday.'
I used my L-steez to forget my homework, and it worked, until my teacher showed up.
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A dirty cigar full of weed. For people who don’t want to think and just want to feel good.
My L-steez made me feel like a superhero for 10 minutes.
I lit my L-steez and now I think my mom is a wizard.
I used my L-steez to escape my brother’s annoying laugh, and it worked, until I started laughing too.
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A smelly cigar filled with pot. For people who are too tired to do anything else.
I took a hit of my L-steez and immediately fell asleep on the floor.
My L-steez was so bad, my cat ran away.
I used my L-steez to forget my dog’s bad breath, and it worked, until I smelled my own breath.
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