L-Shirt

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a baggy shirt that hangs like a dead man’s pants. usually white. it’s the shirt of the weak and the lazy.
my cousin wears an L-shirt every day. he looks like he just escaped from a prison for couch potatoes.
i tried to wear an L-shirt to the gym. the barbell looked at me like it was judging my life choices.
my mom said i had to wear an L-shirt because she said it was 'dignified.' i don’t know what that means but i’m not questioning it.
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a shirt so loose it could be used as a sleeping bag. often white. it’s what you wear when you’re too tired to care about your appearance.
i wore my L-shirt to the grocery store. the clerk asked if i was coming or going.
my brother’s L-shirt is so big it looks like he borrowed it from his grandfather’s ghost.
i wore my L-shirt to a party. people thought i was dressed as a ghost.
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a shirt that hangs like a curtain. usually white. it’s what you wear when you’re too lazy to do anything right.
i wore my L-shirt to work. my boss said i was ‘dressed for a nap.’
my friend’s L-shirt is so big it looks like he’s wearing a tent.
i wore my L-shirt to my mom’s birthday. she said i looked like a ghost who just lost a bet.
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