Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant spliff so long it could wrap around your head and still have time to yell at you

I smoked an l-sheeter so long my lungs started a union

That l-sheeter was longer than my math teacher's patience

I took one hit of the l-sheeter and felt like I was walking into a fire

2

A spliff so long it could be used as a jump rope for the entire class

That l-sheeter was so long, it had its own zip code

I tried to light the l-sheeter and it burned for two hours straight

The l-sheeter was longer than my mom's stories on Friday nights

3

A spliff so long it could stretch from one end of the school to the other

I took a hit of that l-sheeter and felt like I was flying

That l-sheeter was so long, it had its own Instagram

I tried to smoke the l-sheeter and it took me all day

4

A spliff so long it could make a grown man cry

That l-sheeter was so long, I had to take a break just to breathe

I smoked the l-sheeter and it felt like I was in a war

That l-sheeter was longer than my English essay

5

A spliff so long it could double as a ladder

I tried to light that l-sheeter and it took forever

That l-sheeter was so long, it made my math homework look short

I took one hit of that l-sheeter and felt like I was walking on fire

6

A spliff so long it could be used as a prison sentence

That l-sheeter was so long, I had to take a nap just to finish it

I tried to smoke the l-sheeter and it lasted all weekend

That l-sheeter was longer than my dad’s temper on a Monday