L Shape

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An L shape is when you stack veggies like a goddamn pyramid just to make it look fancy enough to trick a customer into buying it.
The broccoli is stacked so high it looks like it's about to fall over.
The carrots are lined up like they're in a military formation.
The tomatoes are piled on top of each other like they're in a fight.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An L shape is when a guy is shirtless under the sheets and the lady is dressed like she’s going to church, making it look like he’s got a body and she’s got a secret.
He’s bare-chested and she’s wearing a nightgown that’s too modest for a movie scene.
He’s got a six-pack and she’s got a face like she just woke up.
He’s sweating and she’s smirking like she’s been there before.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An L shape is the best thing since the invention of the BBQ baby, because it lets you build a house, a hotel, and a whole damn empire in one go.
You can make a house with it and then knock it down and build a hotel.
It’s like having a lego block that can be anything.
You can make a hotel and then knock it down and build a mansion.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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