L season

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The time of year when all your exes come back to haunt you because they broke up with you for no reason. You get Ls like they’re going out of style.
My ex just texted me: 'Hey, I’m single again.' I replied: 'You’re not single. You’re just broken.'
My ex’s new bf sent me a message: 'You’re still ugly.' I said: 'You’re still a fool.'
My ex showed up at my work and said: 'We should get back together.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
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When you get Ls like it's your birthday. You were doing fine. Then boom. All your exes come back and it's L season.
My ex said: 'Let’s get back together.' I said: 'You broke up with me for a pizza.'
My ex’s new bf said: 'You’re still hot.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
My ex sent me a picture of her new bf and said: 'He’s better than you.' I said: 'He’s not better. He’s just less of a L.'
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When you get Ls so bad you need a hospital. You’re getting Ls like it's a full-time job. You’re working overtime.
My ex texted me: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'You broke up with me for a pizza.'
My ex showed up at my house and said: 'Let’s get back together.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
My ex’s new bf sent me a message: 'You’re still ugly.' I said: 'You’re still a L. And I’m still a winner.'
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When your exes come back for no reason. They broke up with you. Now they want you back. It’s like L season and you’re stuck in the middle of it.
My ex said: 'Let’s get back together.' I said: 'You broke up with me for a pizza.'
My ex’s new bf said: 'You’re still hot.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
My ex sent me a picture of her new bf and said: 'He’s better than you.' I said: 'He’s not better. He’s just less of a L.'
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When you get Ls like it's a holiday. You were happy. Then your ex comes back and ruins everything. It’s L season and you’re the main event.
My ex texted me: 'I miss you.' I said: 'You broke up with me for a pizza.'
My ex showed up at my work and said: 'We should get back together.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
My ex’s new bf sent me a message: 'You’re still ugly.' I said: 'You’re still a L. And I’m still a winner.'
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When you get Ls so much it's like a full-time job. You're getting Ls like it's your main gig. You’re working overtime.
My ex said: 'Let’s get back together.' I said: 'You broke up with me for a pizza.'
My ex’s new bf said: 'You’re still hot.' I said: 'You’re still a L.'
My ex sent me a picture of her new bf and said: 'He’s better than you.' I said: 'He’s not better. He’s just less of a L.'
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