L rule

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A Scrabble rule so sacred, if you spell Samuel L Jackson on the board, you light the whole game on fire and yell his name like a war cry.
I just spelled Samuel L Jackson and my Scrabble board is now a barbecue.
My friend lit the tiles on fire and said, 'This is for Samuel L Jackson.'
The Scrabble game was so holy, I had to burn it in honor of Samuel L Jackson.
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The shorter a guy is, the bigger his cock is. So pick one, be short and proud, or be tall and hangry.
He's five feet tall, but his cock is like a full-grown tree.
My buddy is a shrimp, but he’s got a donkey’s worth of meat.
He’s barely a kid, but he’s got a cock that could beat a horse.
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