L. Ron

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Blames ancient space aliens for his mistakes so he can get out of trouble.
I failed my math test because the aliens messed up my brain!
The aliens made me lose my job!
The aliens tricked me into saying stupid stuff!
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Created a stupid religion to swindle people out of their cash. He’s a fraud who should be tortured with paper cuts.
He turned science fiction into a money-making scam!
Scientology is just a fancy scam!
He’s a lying fraud who should be punished!
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The biggest liar of all time. He started a religion based on nonsense.
He’s the king of lies!
He made up a whole religion just to get rich!
He’s the worst con artist ever!
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A fake preacher who made people pay money to be happy forever. Millions of fools believe him.
He told people to give him money for happiness!
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are dumb enough to believe him!
He turned a religion into a business!
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A religious hustler who said, 'Want to get rich? Start a religion!'
He’s a religious scammer who made millions!
He sold a fake religion to rich people!
He’s the reason people are dumb!
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A fake guru who said people are haunted by evil aliens and needs to pay him money.
He said aliens are messing with your mind!
He tricked celebrities into paying him money!
He’s a fake guru with no real power!
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A fake writer who turned his books into a religion. People still believe it even though it’s nonsense.
He turned stories into a fake religion!
People believe his stupid books!
He wrote nonsense and people think it’s real!
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