L-Plated

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To mess up big time like a brain-dead toddler who just learned to walk. Mostly used by clueless kids at King's College, Auckland, and their stupid friends. Usually said with words like idiot, loser, and buttface.
He L-Plated the entire math test by drawing a mustache on every number.
She L-Plated her speech by accidentally saying her teacher's name was 'Captain Spaghetti'.
He L-Plated the soccer game by tripping into the goal and knocking the goalpost over.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A punishment so bad, it might as well be prison for a kid. Like being stuck with your annoying brother for a whole year.
Getting a Life Sentence means you’re stuck with your sister for the rest of the school year.
He got a Life Sentence for stealing the last cookie from the cookie jar.
She got a Life Sentence because she said the teacher’s hair looked like a chicken.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A stupid piece of metal you put on your car so everyone knows you can’t drive. Also used to make a silly paper shape that looks like a lopsided foot.
He put an L-Plate on his bike and still crashed into a tree.
She made an L-Plate out of two pieces of paper and showed it to her teacher.
The kid made an L-Plate out of toilet paper and stuck it on his forehead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A silly way to roll a spliff by sticking two Rizlas together like a bent finger. Used by stoners who think they’re Einstein.
He L-Plated his spliff and it fell apart before he even took a hit.
She L-Plated her spliff and it tasted like wet cardboard.
He L-Plated his spliff and it looked like a sad finger.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A red sign you put on your car or your shirt to show you’re a total beginner. Used by people who think getting married means you get a free pizza.
He put an L-Plate on his shirt before the wedding and tripped into the cake.
She wore an L-Plate on her head and said it was her ‘wedding fashion’.
He put an L-Plate on his dog and made it walk the aisle during the wedding.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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