l-plate

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A piece of metal stuck on a car like a badge. It means the driver is a clueless idiot who probably just got their license by bribing the examiner.

My cousin failed his test 12 times. Now he's stuck with an L-plate like a radioactive sore thumb.

That L-plate is so big, it looks like it's trying to punch the car.

I saw a guy with an L-plate and a dog. The dog had more confidence.

A long and boring sentence that means you're stuck in prison for life. Usually given to people who made a bad life choice.

He got a life sentence for stealing a sandwich. Now he'll be stuck in jail until the sun explodes.

She got a life sentence because she yelled at the judge.

The guy got a life sentence for knocking over a vending machine.

A weird way to roll a spliff. It looks like a bent finger and smells like regret.

He tried to roll an L-plate spliff. It looked like a burnt finger.

That spliff was an L-plate. It took 10 minutes to smoke.

She rolled an L-plate and then cried.

Red signs stuck on cars. They mean the driver is a baby who probably still uses training wheels.

That L-plate is so big, it looks like it's trying to cover the whole car.

He put an L-plate on his wedding dress. Now he's stuck with a baby driver for life.

They put an L-plate on the dog. Now the dog is driving.

A verb. It means you're being a total idiot. Mostly used by teenage boys who think they're cool.

He l-plate'd his mom by eating the last slice of pizza.

She l-plate'd the teacher by drawing on the whiteboard with a marker.

They l-plate'd the whole class by setting off a fire alarm.