L-Pill

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A death wish in pill form, like when you're too lazy to live and too dumb to die properly
I took the L-Pill because my coffee ran out and my life was over.
She swallowed the L-Pill during lunch and made the entire cafeteria cry.
He took the L-Pill just to prove he could beat his brother at something.
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The last resort for people who can't handle a bad day and have no pride
He took the L-Pill after his ex said he was ugly and broke up with him.
She took the L-Pill because her dog died and her life had no purpose.
He took the L-Pill just to skip math class and die in peace.
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A tiny pill that does the job of a whole army when you're too lazy to fight back
He took the L-Pill because his mom yelled at him and he had no idea how to respond.
She took the L-Pill during the school play and ruined the whole show.
He took the L-Pill just to show his brother who was the bigger man.
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