L O S T D

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A bunch of nasty infections you get from doing bad stuff in bed
You’re gonna die from all the STDs you caught at the party
My ex said we had L O S T D because we didn’t use protection
I got L O S T D from my cousin’s pet rat
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When you’re so messed up from bad sex you can’t even walk straight
I got L O S T D and now I have to sit down after every hug
My brother said he got L O S T D from a guy at the gym
My dog got L O S T D from licking the wrong toilet
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A fancy way of saying you have a lot of ugly germs in your private parts
My doctor said I have L O S T D and I’m gonna need a lot of pills
My mom got L O S T D from my uncle’s weird handshake
I told my teacher I had L O S T D and she gave me a sick note
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