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A momma who thinks her name is cool but it's just a bunch of letters. She yells about stuff no one cares about and tries to look tough in crowds because she's scared of people.
She started a fight over who had the best coffee at the gas station.
She cussed at the pizza delivery guy because the crust was too crispy.
She tried to impress the barista by saying she was 'from the old school'.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She's got the worst name ever and acts like she's got a big personality but it's just her trying to make up for being tiny and weird.
She argued with the mailman about where the mail should go.
She tried to be the boss at the grocery store just because she saw a sign that said 'manager'.
She called the gym 'a place for strong people' and then cried when she couldn't lift a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got a weird name and acts like she's got a big personality, but it's just her trying to seem tough because she’s scared of people and she's tiny.
She told the teacher she was 'a strong woman' and then hid under her desk when the bell rang.
She yelled at the dog for eating a sock and then cried because the sock was her favorite.
She tried to be the leader of the group chat but kept sending memes of cats.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got a weird name, she talks too much, and she thinks she’s tough but it’s just her trying to be bigger than she actually is.
She started a fight with the neighbor because the neighbor’s plant was too big.
She told the barista she was ‘a legend’ and then spilled her coffee.
She tried to be the cool one in the group but kept talking about her old dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got a weird name, she argues over stupid stuff, and she acts like she’s tough but it's just her trying to be big because she's small and weird.
She cussed at the sky because the clouds looked like her ex.
She tried to be the leader of the squad but kept saying random stuff like ‘bacon is the best’.
She yelled at the microwave because it didn’t pop her chips fast enough.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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