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A Lokyr who got a promotion. They still spell everything wrong and yell about goldfish like they’re in a fight.
I swear if you say 'goldfish' one more time I’ll punch you.
My name is spelled 'Lokyr' not 'Lokry' and you’re welcome.
You think you’re smart? I’ve seen goldfish with better grades.
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A Lokyr with a badge. Still bad at spelling and mad about goldfish. They think you’re a fool if you don’t know the difference between a goldfish and a guppy.
Goldfish are superior. Guppies are just goldfish with no personality.
You spelled my name wrong. I’m giving you a D for effort.
If you don’t know what a guppy is, you’re a guppy.
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A Lokyr who got a raise. Still can’t spell and fights about goldfish like it’s a real job. They’ll curse your name if you say 'guppy' once.
Goldfish are the kings of the pond. Guppies are just peasants.
You said 'guppy' instead of 'goldfish'. I’m now your enemy.
My name is not 'Lokry' it’s 'Lokyr' and you’re a guppy.
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